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Friday, September 02, 2005

A weekend Would You Rather...

Would You Rather...

1. As a man, have your grandmother's haircut

or

your grandmother's first name?


2. Have a head twice the size of a normal head

or

half the size of a normal head?


Have a great weekend!!

4 Comments:

  • At 2:40 PM , Blogger Brandon Scott Thomas said...

    I'm going with my granny's name Pauline (could call me Paul for short)

    And...I'm with BA. Stevie B's been doing it for years, why can't we? Craig--you already have a head twice the size of a normal head.

     
  • At 3:29 PM , Blogger Stephen Bailey said...

    On behalf of PETSHI (People for the Ethical Treatment of Small Headed Individuals), I would like to submit an official complaint about this blog. We hear the jokes, we see the stares of horror, we deal with the struggles of finding a hat that fits that doesn't have a picture of Barney on it. But we do our best to make a life in this world of big headed biggots. Our heads are small, but our feelings are as sensitive as any person of normal sized noggin. We don't ask for your pity, only your respect.

     
  • At 5:06 AM , Blogger Danny Sims said...

    My grandma Eula Daffney had wonderful hair.

    As for the head... My head is already large, hence my girth is strategic. The larger I am, the less my head is noticed. So I'll go with the smaller head in the hopes that I would then also slim down a bit.

     
  • At 5:10 AM , Blogger Brandon Scott Thomas said...

    hehehehe
    Danny said, "girth".

     

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