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Friday, June 30, 2006

Caption Contest



Please submit a caption in the comments section. The person with the winning caption will receive a Stephen Bailey prize pack (which includes a signed 8X10 of Stephen in his FWC basketball uniform, a DVD copy of Stephen singing "Man in the Mirror", a piece of gum Stephen chewed and a pair of Egyptian Dance Fever Shoes, formerly worn by Stephen's roommate, Brandon Scott Thomas)

15 Comments:

  • At 7:57 AM , Blogger Val said...

    Does this soul patch make me look fat?

     
  • At 11:03 AM , Blogger Brandon Scott Thomas said...

    Well, you see, (insert just about any girl's name who went to ACU 1988-1992) the reason we can't date anymore is...

     
  • At 11:04 AM , Blogger Brandon Scott Thomas said...

    #2.
    Now, Clint, here's what I plan to do to Daisey if I catch her peeing under my bed any more...

     
  • At 11:07 AM , Blogger Brandon Scott Thomas said...

    #3
    "Now, I'll have to say, I really like BST, but it's those other two freaks I lived with who seem a little shady."

     
  • At 11:07 AM , Blogger Brandon Scott Thomas said...

    Did I win?

     
  • At 11:56 AM , Blogger Brandon Scott Thomas said...

    #4.
    You see, Mr. Super Duper security man, the reason we had that shopping cart on our front porch was so Craig could ride naked down Westheimer...what do you mean by 'that's not legal'?"

     
  • At 1:11 PM , Blogger Stephen Bailey said...

    This comment has been deemed inappropriate for this or any other blog.

     
  • At 1:13 PM , Blogger Stephen Bailey said...

    Okay, BST wins in the throw back catagory, but Val leads in the up to date catagory. Ha!

     
  • At 8:52 PM , Blogger Drew Battistelli said...

    dude, are you serious. when did she say that about me?

     
  • At 7:59 PM , Blogger Arlene Kasselman said...

    "And if you dial now you not only get the Zoe collection for the rock bottom price of $199.99, we will deduct one months payment. But wait that is not all! Because of my unique connections, you will also receive a signed, and I mean with an original signature picture of Brandon Scott Thomas. Call now to receive this once in a life time offer".

     
  • At 5:54 PM , Blogger Fajita said...

    "Circle Circle, dot dot - huh!"

     
  • At 9:19 AM , Blogger Josh said...

    "Stra-t-gery."

     
  • At 9:56 PM , Blogger Craig said...

    "You see, when you eat a full box of Ding Dongs and a large glass of cold milk, strange noises can come from your body. Like this..."

     
  • At 6:59 AM , Blogger Brandon Scott Thomas said...

    HAAAAAAAAA!!!! Fish...you win hands down!

     
  • At 9:28 AM , Blogger Stephen Bailey said...

    It's a sign of a healthy colon. You're just jealous. Mmmmmmm...Ding Dongs.

     

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