5 Things I Never Would Do
I know, never say never, but the following is five things I would never do:
1. Pierce my tongue. Pain like I can not imagine and I just don't get it.
2. Jump out of an airplane. I think I would pass out, barf or...
3. Be a window washer on a high-rise building.
4. Do a stand-up comic routine at a comedy club.
5. Eat the stuff that the people on Fear factor choose to eat.
What are things that you would never do?
1. Pierce my tongue. Pain like I can not imagine and I just don't get it.
2. Jump out of an airplane. I think I would pass out, barf or...
3. Be a window washer on a high-rise building.
4. Do a stand-up comic routine at a comedy club.
5. Eat the stuff that the people on Fear factor choose to eat.
What are things that you would never do?
posted by Craig @ 6:20 AM
3 Comments:
At 8:40 AM ,
Brandon Scott Thomas said...
I agree whole heartedly on all points except for the comedy club. Dude--how ar eyou EVER going to get your yo-yos for Yaweh act going if you rule out the comedy clubs? Seriously. You should reconsider.
I would NEVER EVER be a snake handler. And I would NEVER EVER buy 10 paks of freaking meat wieners.
At 11:01 AM ,
Donna G said...
I am with you on 1,3,5
But I might jump out of a plane...what a thrill to fly...
And I think doing stand-up might be easier than teaching a bunch of teenage girls about abstinence...then again it may be the same thing!
At 1:55 PM ,
Stephen Bailey said...
Last night after my set at the Comedy Store I was enjoying a midnight snack of cow intestines and pig uterus when my high-rise window washing partner suggested we go sky diving. It was all good until I landed and bit into my freshly pierced tongue.
Come on, you know there is nothing I wouldn't do as long as it was properly funded!
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